Marks
Since I never get mic time, and only God knows why, I cannot vent on the usual bunch of assholes that attend weekly CWF shows.
Let's start with the smart marks. You know the ones, these are the guys that want to pretend they've been inside a ring hundreds of times and can out wrestle even the best of us. The guys who know wrestling for what it is, and yet find nothing better to do but bury it. I bury people all the time, but I'm a wrestler, I'm entitled to it. These guys want to pretend they're the ECW/ROH fans so they can yell "2" every near fall and suck off the dickhead wrestlers that wanna hear they're worth a damn. If I wanted to be told I suck by a guy who had never stepped in a ring but thinks he knows everything I'll call Grant Sawyer(see Grant, I can still shoot, lol).
Now how about these dummy marks. Now when I used to go to shows as a little kid I'd see all the grown ups boo Arn Anderson, but never get in his face because they knew he'd knock their block off. They'd boo and be done with it. Nowadays, both grown people and little kids will get in a wrestler's face cause they think there's some invisible line between them that the wrestler cannot cross. Well, that's the exact opposite. You get in our faces and you're on our ground, you've just crossed our invisible line. We have the right to slug you, and there's nothing you can do about it.
How about these idiots that think if we throw something into the crowd that we did something wrong. When you go to a baseball game and you get hit with a foul ball you don't go to the owner and demand an apology, you suck it up. If I'm drinking a bottle of water and I chuck it and you get hit, either pay more attention to the action or don't come. And spitting, are you serious? Wrestlers, as a whole, we spit a lot during the course of a match. If you get hit, too bad, get over it. If you want to do something about it then do it, don't cry and complain. You think I'm scared of getting fired? Joey Silvia is a fucking God in Burlington and if he throws a water bottle your way you should be damn lucky he did so. Be glad I don't fill a bottle with cement and chuck it.
And then, worst of all, there's everyone. By everyone I mean the whole fucking crowd. The bell rings, Randy thanks everyone for coming and you all just keep sitting. You wait until Ric comes out so you can kiss his ass, buddy up to him and pretend to be part of the show. Now all your assholes think you're in the show, you IM Ric and go to shows telling everyone you're friends.
In closing, there are only 2 wrestling fans I try and impress. One is myself, and the other is my best buddy Terry. Terry is not bias towards me, he'll tell me if I suck, he'll tell me if I did something good. He knows more about wrestling then everyone I know put together.
In closing, I want to say I really hate fans. I'd also like to thank the CWF for not giving me mic time because you'd probably have to fire me.
Let's start with the smart marks. You know the ones, these are the guys that want to pretend they've been inside a ring hundreds of times and can out wrestle even the best of us. The guys who know wrestling for what it is, and yet find nothing better to do but bury it. I bury people all the time, but I'm a wrestler, I'm entitled to it. These guys want to pretend they're the ECW/ROH fans so they can yell "2" every near fall and suck off the dickhead wrestlers that wanna hear they're worth a damn. If I wanted to be told I suck by a guy who had never stepped in a ring but thinks he knows everything I'll call Grant Sawyer(see Grant, I can still shoot, lol).
Now how about these dummy marks. Now when I used to go to shows as a little kid I'd see all the grown ups boo Arn Anderson, but never get in his face because they knew he'd knock their block off. They'd boo and be done with it. Nowadays, both grown people and little kids will get in a wrestler's face cause they think there's some invisible line between them that the wrestler cannot cross. Well, that's the exact opposite. You get in our faces and you're on our ground, you've just crossed our invisible line. We have the right to slug you, and there's nothing you can do about it.
How about these idiots that think if we throw something into the crowd that we did something wrong. When you go to a baseball game and you get hit with a foul ball you don't go to the owner and demand an apology, you suck it up. If I'm drinking a bottle of water and I chuck it and you get hit, either pay more attention to the action or don't come. And spitting, are you serious? Wrestlers, as a whole, we spit a lot during the course of a match. If you get hit, too bad, get over it. If you want to do something about it then do it, don't cry and complain. You think I'm scared of getting fired? Joey Silvia is a fucking God in Burlington and if he throws a water bottle your way you should be damn lucky he did so. Be glad I don't fill a bottle with cement and chuck it.
And then, worst of all, there's everyone. By everyone I mean the whole fucking crowd. The bell rings, Randy thanks everyone for coming and you all just keep sitting. You wait until Ric comes out so you can kiss his ass, buddy up to him and pretend to be part of the show. Now all your assholes think you're in the show, you IM Ric and go to shows telling everyone you're friends.
In closing, there are only 2 wrestling fans I try and impress. One is myself, and the other is my best buddy Terry. Terry is not bias towards me, he'll tell me if I suck, he'll tell me if I did something good. He knows more about wrestling then everyone I know put together.
In closing, I want to say I really hate fans. I'd also like to thank the CWF for not giving me mic time because you'd probably have to fire me.
posted by Trent Wylde at 6:59 AM
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